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How to stop being a noob

I hope this helps anyone new to anything hehe. (I'll be referring to online gaming as an example)
The first thing you need to learn is not to beg for help. It makes you look pathetic. Most experienced players, who probably began with nothing and made their way up without begging for anything, won't give you anything, anyway. This is not to be confused with asking for help, in which case, most players are willing to help you out. The next thing you want to is be patient, if you asked for help, it may take someone a while to respond. Keep in mind that other players aren't required to help you if they don't want to.
Do not post questions or requests in an annoying manner. Keep punctuation to a minimum, and mind your spelling and grammar. Shouting "omg help me bitches!!!!!!" won't get you very far.
The next thing you want to do is to spell correctly. Don't abbreviate or misspell words. Contrary to belief, it does not make you look any cooler to do so—it makes you look very immature. If you really want to ask for someone's help, then be respectful and take the time to type out normal English.
Do not spam. In online gaming, spamming refers to the act of repeating something over and over again, as in copying and pasting "omg help me bitches!!!" several many times.
Do not post garbage. This would include keyboard gibberish ("dsagterhgr,bds), or general nonsense ("yo yo yo wut upz my niggas"). More likely than not, you will be quickly ignored and or hated by most users.
There are many other things on how to not be a noob but those are just more like common sense...
One more thing. Don't whine or bitch!. When ever you get beat in a battle or some sort of combat, Don't whine about it for example "aww man you beat me bad, that wasn't fair my computer lagged, Can i have my stuff back, come on my computer messed up, You were too good" Just take the lost and move on.


Contributed by halfspy on March 10, 2008, at 9:16 PM UTC.

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